All dogs go to heaven
We know this is true
But did you know cats go to heaven?
And fish and birds too!

Yes all of them belong
In either heaven or hell
But how they might get there
Is a story to tell.

You see they don't just show up there,
Just let me explain
Their not organized by their species,
Instead by their name

Now most animals don't have owners
They just don't have the luck
They just default to what they are
Like a chicken or a duck

Now if you name your dog Rex
All those named Rex are together
But if your bird was named Rex
Then he won't be with his brothers

Now monkeys are all together
Despite species or size
So a cat you name monkey
Might be getting a surprise

You might find it silly
To organize dead animals this way
Don't be too surprised
When you find out where you'll stay

Because a pig named Roy
Might become friends with a calf
When you meet your new roommates
You'll try not to laugh

Cause for people it's different
Where we go no one knows
But I can promise you one thing
You go there without clothes.

Ok this is my last silly one. I have a great idea for a good short story ill post soon:

Odd tale

This is a story about a man named Bill

Bill had a wife, his wife was named Jill

Jill wasn't pretty, no not in the least

She often had problems, something about "yeast"

But bill so loves Jill

Loved her to death

Bill was quit simple

Jill had bad breath

The two were in love

And could never be apart

Bill could clear a room

With his unprejudiced farts

This is a story of love

Love that is real

A love that is forever

That no one can steal

Even those who aren't pretty

Deserve love that is true

To love and to die with

Well maybe except you.

My first little story for the Storybook colab. Its kinda supposed to be like a children's picture book, it starts off cute a childlike and, well, silly, but then becomes very dark. It's a simple story and I dont know why I decided to go do dark but, eh. My first one here ya go:

This is a story of Willy

Willy's friends find him silly

Silly Willy won't play fair

Silly Willy puts gum in girl's hair

Silly Willy it's a pity

For your behavior to be so shitty

One of these days you'll learn your lesson

They find your room, all colored Cresson

They find you there, as you sleep

Sleep so sweet, counting sheep

Oh silly Willy, they'll teach you good

You'd take it all back, if only you could

But it's to late now you silly boy

Now you've be come a darker things toy.

So boys and girls please sleep tight

Don't be afraid to shut off the light.

Just be good and well behaved.

Not Like Silly Willy,

all mentally deranged.