Ok this is my last silly one. I have a great idea for a good short story ill post soon:

Odd tale

This is a story about a man named Bill

Bill had a wife, his wife was named Jill

Jill wasn't pretty, no not in the least

She often had problems, something about "yeast"

But bill so loves Jill

Loved her to death

Bill was quit simple

Jill had bad breath

The two were in love

And could never be apart

Bill could clear a room

With his unprejudiced farts

This is a story of love

Love that is real

A love that is forever

That no one can steal

Even those who aren't pretty

Deserve love that is true

To love and to die with

Well maybe except you.