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Pokemon Master ep11

WHY?

Because I voice acted for it, and I think that's good enough reason!

So CLICK HERE!! and see if you can vote.

DO IT!

Please?

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Then you might enjoy my new audio submission?

So there I was this morning, waking up two hours early, so I can do some voice acting before work. I ended up laying down tracks for 4 differnt authors. The problem is that I still have about 4 or 5 more to go.

My main issue here is having to rerecord A LOT due to the fact that I get a crappy return from my crappy $15 mic!

For anyone who has enjoyed any of my voice acting knows that I am super fucking awesome at this shit, but I need the quality man.... the quality.

So help me out here Newgrounds. What mic should I get? Post a link if you want I don't care. Has to be USB or Mic jackable.

Also, click some of my ads so I can afford to BUY this new piece of technology.

and me with nothing to say...

I have added a couple of my flashes to Digg! Help a brother out and Digg my stuff.

http://digg.com/comics_animation/Behin d_the_WaterCooler_ep_1

http://digg.com/comedy/Precious_Little _Chicken

Papa Johns Commercial Parody

Ill give you a dollar! =p

An old ass script I wrote 100 or so years ago. Check it out!

Characters:
Old Lady: regular old lady, probably wearing a nightgown or something like that to really sell the old lady factor

Really Fat Guy: A very obese individual, kind of resembling Fat Albert.

Cop #1: Just an average cop.

Cop#2: Another regular cop.

Scene starts zooming in on a side alley.
Scene pans around to show a large dumpster.
You notice the legs of the old lady dangling out of the dumpster as she shuffles threw the trash.

Really Fat Guy walks up to dumpster and says,
"Hey lady, what ya doin?"

Old Lady pops her head out of the dumpster and stares at the Really Fat Guy.

Camera fixes on Really Fat Guy's face and pauses for a few seconds.
Camera still on his face it shows him getting smacked upside the head with a 2x4.

Scene pans out to show the Old Lady holding the bored.

Really Fat Guy says,
"Now what was that...."

Old Lady smacks him again with the bored before he can finish.
Really Fat Guy falls over.
Old lady exits the scene.
As she leaves blood starts to leak from Really Fat Guys head.

Scene blacks out and a sign saying "Two hours Later" appears on screen.

Cop #1 and Cop #2 stand over Really Fat Guy's body.

Cop #2 screams out in silly voice,
"Oh LORDY LORDY LORD"
or some crazy gibberish such as that.

THE END!

oooo the good ol' days. PM me if you want to use THAT piece of gold!

Anyway I am still looking for a coder and voice actor for an upcoming project.

Also check out the updates for the 2009 Atlanta Meet Up... NAO!

Animal Heaven is a story for the Storybook Collaboration and it is in need of more team members.

If you are talented coder and able to put the illustrations together in the same manner as the amazing A Bid For Freedom, then leave a message here and ill let you know if you get the job.

I need a voice actor to record the story. High quality and clarity is a must! To audition, take a part, or all, of the story and record it. PM me if interested and ill send you my e-mail. Recite the story as if you where a parent telling a bed time story to their child. Feel free to also use your own interpretations. Multiple takes are encouraged.

The very talented Lundsfryd is handling the illustrations.

VOTE 5!!!

please?

I am taking a little trip for the Air Force.... FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!!! I know, whatever will you do without me Newgrounds? Oh well, ill have internet so do not fear =p.

What sucks is the 16 hour drive from Georgia to Texas.

If anyone lives in the San Antonio area, PM me and we'll grab a beer.

Um, I just finished a pretty awesome voice acting gig in which I will brag about here when it comes out. I am feeling to lazy right now to actually have a full update with links and lights and pictures. So you'll just have to wait for that.

The first episode of the new flash series I am writing for should be out anytime now. So hold you faces boys and girls. It will be kinda extreme.