All dogs go to heaven
We know this is true
But did you know cats go to heaven?
And fish and birds too!

Yes all of them belong
In either heaven or hell
But how they might get there
Is a story to tell.

You see they don't just show up there,
Just let me explain
Their not organized by their species,
Instead by their name

Now most animals don't have owners
They just don't have the luck
They just default to what they are
Like a chicken or a duck

Now if you name your dog Rex
All those named Rex are together
But if your bird was named Rex
Then he won't be with his brothers

Now monkeys are all together
Despite species or size
So a cat you name monkey
Might be getting a surprise

You might find it silly
To organize dead animals this way
Don't be too surprised
When you find out where you'll stay

Because a pig named Roy
Might become friends with a calf
When you meet your new roommates
You'll try not to laugh

Cause for people it's different
Where we go no one knows
But I can promise you one thing
You go there without clothes.