Total Medals Earned: 1,047 (From 274 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,755 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Score 100 points. Or don't.
Score 8000 points. One good combo should do it!
Score 25000. This will require some skill.
Score 75000 points. Show me your moves!
Upgrade your weapon with every power up at the same time!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Explode the big mean door.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Complete the game.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 5/13 (70/495 points)
You're dead, try again!
For play
BOOM!
You obtained 1000 points little rubber ducky!
You obtained 2000 points take a hamburger !
You obtained 3000 points you feel lucky ?
You obtained 4000 points, take the freaking crown !
You obtained 5000 points, you are a Master !!!
You obtained 6000 points, Jesus is with you
You obtained 7000 points
You obtained 8000 points, take this golden kidney stone.
You obtained 9000 points
You obtained 10000 points, are you human ?
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!