Total Medals Earned: 1,047 (From 274 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,755 Points
Medals Earned: 7/11 (145/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/180 points)
Level 1 complete
Level 2 complete
Level 3 complete
Level 6 complete
Level 10 complete
Level 4 complete
Level 5 complete
Level 7 complete
Level 8 complete
Level 9 complete
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 11/24 (95/180 points)
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 1200 metres
Medals Earned: 9/23 (60/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)
Killed 100 zombies.
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Maxed a weapon.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Finished the game.
Found the better combination.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/210 points)
Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (50/275 points)
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)