Probably the first script I ever wrote. If you want to use it let me know and we can work it out.

Oh how things have changed...

Really Fat Guy: A very obese individual, kind of resembling Fat Albert.

Old Lady: Very short and older woman. Wearing a floral night gown. Tight curls, grey hair.

Cop #1: Just an average cop.

Cop#2: Another regular cop.

Scene starts zooming in on a side alley.
Scene pans around to show a large dumpster.
You notice the legs of the old lady dangling out of the dumpster as she shuffles threw the trash.

Scene cuts to Really Fat Guy walking down the street eating something.
Really Fat Guy walks down the alley and throws loose trash into dumpster.

Old Lady:

*Grumble*

Really Fat Guy walks up to dumpster

"Hey lady, what ya doin?"

Old Lady pops her head out of the dumpster and stares at the Really Fat Guy.

Camera fixes on Really Fat Guy's face and pauses for a few seconds.

Camera still on his face it shows him getting smacked upside the head with a 2x4.

Scene pans out to show the Old Lady holding the bored.

Really Fat Guy:

Now what was that....

Old Lady smacks him again with the bored before he can finish.

Really Fat Guy falls over.

Old lady exits .

As she leaves blood starts to leak from Really Fat Guys head.

Scene blacks out and a sign saying "Two hours Later" appears on screen.

Cop #1 and Cop #2 stand over Really Fat Guy's body.

Cop #2 screams out in silly voice
Oh LAWDY LAWDY LORD

THE END!