An old ass script I wrote 100 or so years ago. Check it out!

Characters:
Old Lady: regular old lady, probably wearing a nightgown or something like that to really sell the old lady factor

Really Fat Guy: A very obese individual, kind of resembling Fat Albert.

Cop #1: Just an average cop.

Cop#2: Another regular cop.

Scene starts zooming in on a side alley.
Scene pans around to show a large dumpster.
You notice the legs of the old lady dangling out of the dumpster as she shuffles threw the trash.

Really Fat Guy walks up to dumpster and says,
"Hey lady, what ya doin?"

Old Lady pops her head out of the dumpster and stares at the Really Fat Guy.

Camera fixes on Really Fat Guy's face and pauses for a few seconds.
Camera still on his face it shows him getting smacked upside the head with a 2x4.

Scene pans out to show the Old Lady holding the bored.

Really Fat Guy says,
"Now what was that...."

Old Lady smacks him again with the bored before he can finish.
Really Fat Guy falls over.
Old lady exits the scene.
As she leaves blood starts to leak from Really Fat Guys head.

Scene blacks out and a sign saying "Two hours Later" appears on screen.

Cop #1 and Cop #2 stand over Really Fat Guy's body.

Cop #2 screams out in silly voice,
"Oh LORDY LORDY LORD"
or some crazy gibberish such as that.

THE END!

oooo the good ol' days. PM me if you want to use THAT piece of gold!

Anyway I am still looking for a coder and voice actor for an upcoming project.

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