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Mitchell Brown @ForNoReason

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Old and Predictable.

Posted by ForNoReason - January 19th, 2009


But I like it! This is a story/script I wrote a loooong time ago.

Characters:

Billy: Regular built male character
Janis: Beautiful young, female character
Bird: Small cockatiel

Fades in:

Billy is standing outside house, knocking on door.

Billy, yelling and knocking on door,
"Come on Janis we're going to be late"

Janis sticks her head out of door, yelling back,
"Hold on I have one more thing to do..."

Billy roles his eyes,
"FINE! Ill wait!"

Meanwhile the bird flies up and lands next to Billy.

The camera goes back and forth showing Billy and the bird just staring at each other.

A few seconds pass with just Billy and the bird just staring.

Bird,
"SQUAK!"

Billy jumps back a little and raises an eyebrow.

Bird,
"SQUAK, *whistle*, SQUAK!"

The bird the hops over to Billy's leg and pecks his ankle.

Billy,
"OW! You little piece of shit!"

Billy then proceeds to kick the bird.

The bird flies back and begins to stare at Billy.

Bird,
"SQUAK!"

Billy starts to knock on door again and yell to Janis,
Billy,
"Janis come on... its starting to become a bad Hitchcock film out here."

Janis, from inside,
"Just one damn minute!"

During this time the bird returns to Billy's leg and continues to peck...

Billy,
"Ok! That's it!"

Billy reaches down, grabs the bird, and breaks its neck.

Janis comes outside the door.

Billy to Janis,
"What took so long?"

Janis,
"I was trying to find Tim."

Billy,
"Who?"

Janis,
"TIM! My pet bird, he got out of his cage again... I hope he didn't fly out the window.."

End Flash


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