But what shall I wear?
Doing Things Since 1985
Age 39, Male
poor
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Georgia
Joined on 6/1/03
Posted by ForNoReason - June 12th, 2009
Probably the first script I ever wrote. If you want to use it let me know and we can work it out.
Oh how things have changed...
Really Fat Guy: A very obese individual, kind of resembling Fat Albert.
Old Lady: Very short and older woman. Wearing a floral night gown. Tight curls, grey hair.
Cop #1: Just an average cop.
Cop#2: Another regular cop.
Scene starts zooming in on a side alley.
Scene pans around to show a large dumpster.
You notice the legs of the old lady dangling out of the dumpster as she shuffles threw the trash.
Scene cuts to Really Fat Guy walking down the street eating something.
Really Fat Guy walks down the alley and throws loose trash into dumpster.
Old Lady:
*Grumble*
Really Fat Guy walks up to dumpster
"Hey lady, what ya doin?"
Old Lady pops her head out of the dumpster and stares at the Really Fat Guy.
Camera fixes on Really Fat Guy's face and pauses for a few seconds.
Camera still on his face it shows him getting smacked upside the head with a 2x4.
Scene pans out to show the Old Lady holding the bored.
Really Fat Guy:
Now what was that....
Old Lady smacks him again with the bored before he can finish.
Really Fat Guy falls over.
Old lady exits .
As she leaves blood starts to leak from Really Fat Guys head.
Scene blacks out and a sign saying "Two hours Later" appears on screen.
Cop #1 and Cop #2 stand over Really Fat Guy's body.
Cop #2 screams out in silly voice
Oh LAWDY LAWDY LORD
THE END!
Posted by ForNoReason - June 10th, 2009
Serious updates on my newest flash:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
498881
So check it out for real this time and do other stuff and things and enjoy it cause I crave acceptance!
Also, Digg It!
Posted by ForNoReason - June 10th, 2009
My newest flash submission:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
498881
it is actually a resubmit.... its all explained in the notes. Just watch the damn thing.
If you enjoyed it then Digg It! If you did not enjoy.... Digg it anyway and share your pain!
Posted by ForNoReason - June 3rd, 2009
Made this with the quickness:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
498080
but now that I have a taste for it, I know what I am doing....kinda.
I hope people are as excited as I am about what is to come.
Imagine all you have seen and heard me do rolled up into a flash making parodies of your favorite cartoons.
It'll be AWESOME!!
I swear, I won't sleep until it is....
VOTE AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Posted by ForNoReason - June 3rd, 2009
If you need a writer or a voice actor PM me NOW! I am capable of doing great work. Check out some of my works for examples. PLEASE HURRY!
The pantry is empty and I am living off what I catch in an old butterfly net.
Posted by ForNoReason - June 1st, 2009
When casting your ballots for monthly favorites, please take the time and vote #1 on
WHY?
Because I voice acted for it, and I think that's good enough reason!
So CLICK HERE!! and see if you can vote.
DO IT!
Please?
Posted by ForNoReason - May 22nd, 2009
So there I was this morning, waking up two hours early, so I can do some voice acting before work. I ended up laying down tracks for 4 differnt authors. The problem is that I still have about 4 or 5 more to go.
My main issue here is having to rerecord A LOT due to the fact that I get a crappy return from my crappy $15 mic!
For anyone who has enjoyed any of my voice acting knows that I am super fucking awesome at this shit, but I need the quality man.... the quality.
So help me out here Newgrounds. What mic should I get? Post a link if you want I don't care. Has to be USB or Mic jackable.
Also, click some of my ads so I can afford to BUY this new piece of technology.